Stake your claim with the Dibs On The Mortician T-Shirt—a playful nod to love, humor, and the quirks of deathcare. This unisex soft-style tee, available in sizes Small–3XL, is ethically made and designed for anyone who isn’t afraid to show their affection with a touch of wit.
Unmatched Comfort: Crafted from ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun US-grown cotton for a lightweight feel that’s perfect for all-day wear.
Durable Design: Twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed-knit collar ensure the crew neckline stays sharp no matter how often you wear it.
Perfect Fit: A relaxed, classic fit that’s perfect for date nights, casual outings, or just making your statement loud and clear.
Details Matter: Tear-away label for ultimate comfort—because distractions are the last thing you need.
No Returns: See our store policy for more information.
